Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Want Bigger Boobs???

Women, have you ever been unhappy with how you look? Do you want to get more attention from your man? Do you want to feel more confident in that bikini you have waiting for the summer? And Men, have you ever wished your girlfriend had a bigger rack? Do you want more than just a handful?

Well, I have just the answer for you. It's Boza! Yes, thats right. One small drink can help fulfill your dreams and desires. Drink this thick and tasty brown drink called Boza everyday and your boobs are sure to grow. (And men, its the perfect gift for your girlfriend. Cheap too!)


Okay, so now you think I really am nuts. But seriously. It has recently been reported that men from all over Europe are flocking to Bulgaria to buy this "breast-boosting" beverage. Now that Bulgaria is in the EU, customs duties on the drink are being abolished.

The drink called Boza is made from fermented wheat flour and yeast. And I had the great pleasure of trying it not too long ago and it really is the worst thing I have tried in a long time. It is a mix between cat food and baby barf. The smell itself is really quite revolting. But, like most things, you have to try it once. I just cant believe my site mate actually liked it and compared it to pumpkin pie.

And so, bar owners, shopkeepers and shoppers from across Europe are snapping up the drink. I dont know about its reported ability to make women's breasts grow, but it is supposed to be really good for pregnant women because of all the nutrients.

Whatever the case, its up to you if you really want to gulp down this rotten drink. Bottoms up!

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