Friday, December 30, 2005

One Year Ago...



Last year, New Years was spent with these beautiful girls. This year looks to be much different....We will have to wait and see.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

The Dunkin Donut Guy....

The Associated Press reported that Michael Vale, the actor best known for his portrayal of a sleepy-eyed Dunkin' Donuts baker who said "Time to make the donuts," has died Saturday. He was 83 years old. Vale's long-running character, "Fred the Baker," became a cultural icon. The ad campaign lasted 15 years, until Vale retired in 1997. Although I was unfamilar with this American icon, I am sure he will be missed.


**Note: The picture is of Dunkin Donuts in Sofia, Bulgaria.

Monday, December 26, 2005

Christmas in Bulgaria..

Vesela Koleda. Merry Christmas in Bulgarian. This year the holiday was spent very different than any other year.


For one, I was in Bulgaria, away from my own family spending it with my Bulgarian family. Christmas Eve and Christmas day seemed pretty uneventful. I just hung around the house chatting with my host sister and playing with the cats. When I wasn't doing that, I was eating lots of food and drinking lots of Rakia (the homemade liquor of Bulgaria.) Very few gifts were exchanged and few were in attendance. It was just like an ordinary day in the home of the Perfanov's.


The highlight of the weekend were the get togethers with my host sister's friends in a neighboring village. There, I even got a wedding proposal! And although I missed the traditional slaughter of the pig, I was able to see the aftermath (hence the pictures.)

So, all in all it was a pleasant holiday.... but maybe next year I will come home, back to the states, to enjoy the lively festivities my family has to offer. Cheers!

Friday, December 23, 2005

Panagyrishte

My first home in Bulgaria was in a small mountain town called Panagyrishte.


Now, I am headed back. Headed home for the holidays. I am very excited to see my host family and catch up on the last five months. And now I can actually hold a decent conversation with them. That is my hope anyways.

Well, I am off. Merry Christmas to all.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Christmas Jokes...

Knock Knock.
Who is there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas.

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
Lost.


How do you put four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front and two in the back.

How do you get four elephants in a car?
Take the reindeer out.

What do reindeer have that no other animals have?
Baby reindeer.


How long do reindeer's legs need to be?
Just long enough to touch the ground.

And finally....

Knock knock.
Who is there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow business like show business.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Stara Zagora's First Snow....

All I have to say is....


BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.


It is COLD here. But it looks like a winter wonderland and I love it. Now I just have to learn to walk on ice....that seems to be a bit trickier.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

The Meaning of X-Mas

This is a column by Jon Carroll, who writes for the SF Chronicle. I thoroughly enjoyed it, and I figured I'd share with everyone. Enjoy, and by the way... Happy Holidays. ;-)
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The Meaning of X-Mas

This column is brought to you by the letter X, which occupies a singular place in our culture. It is a primal shape, easy to make -- so illiterate people signed their name with it -- and easy to recognize -- so it marked the spot, whatever spot you wanted it to mark. There's a suggestion that, in the shadow parallel world of letters, the opposite of O is X, except it's understood that O is always slightly inferior to X. O is the defensive team in football diagrams, and O always goes second in tic-tac-toe games.

X became the symbol that indicated banning or condemnation, probably because it seems intuitively like the letter of denial -- see the European street sign featuring a circle with a slash. Don't go there. An X has two slashes -- really don't go there. But because the forbidden is attractive, X also became the letter of titillation, and makers of porn movies kept adding X's to indicate that their product was even Xier than competing films.

Triple X rated! You've seen X-rated movies. We're three times as dirty!

In cartoons, dead people have X's instead of eyes -- that's how you know they're dead. A key feature of cartoons is cross-hatching, which is, at its lowest level, making a series of X's for artistic reasons. And X's are often called crosses -- the British version of tic-tac-toe is called noughts and crosses. Crosses stuck in the ground mark the location of dead bodies, presumably because Jesus was crucified (or crossed).

There's also a widespread misunderstanding of the word Xmas, which is not in fact a cheap modern way of denigrating Christmas. Xmas has an ancient pedigree; the Greek letter chi, which is an X, is the first letter in Christos, and the symbol was used as shorthand by early Christians.

(The other ancient symbol for Christianity is a fish, the exact origin of which is in dispute. It could reference the Greek word for fish, or it could be an allusion to Christ calling his disciples "fishers of men," or it could be something else. These days, it's mostly seen in the debate about evolution that is being carried on, oddly enough, by metal symbols on the backs of cars. I once had a vision of a jammed freeway with back bumpers yelling at each other as they waited.)

Some ignorant people have decided that "Xmas" is part of the "war on Christmas," which is an ill-defined but fiercely held belief that secular cultural forces have combined to make Christmas less meaningful. One proof of that is the phrase "happy holidays" -- and if you'd told me a decade ago that I'd live in a world where "happy holidays" would become a flash point of controversy, I would have asked for a damp washcloth and nine Valiums.

I am unable to discern a war on Christmas, at least Christmas as I have known it. There are sparkling lights and little bells and jolly Santas and yule logs and Christmas carols and creches, creches, creches. In the supermarket, I am enjoined to come and adore him, born the king of angels, and I do not believe that they're singing about Santa -- who, as the Christian St. Nicholas, was a rather less jolly fellow than he is now. I do not notice who is wishing me "happy holidays" and who is wishing me "merry Christmas," because the operative words for me are "merry" and "happy," and for those thoughts much thanks.

Christmas itself is a big mash-up of traditions. The early church leaders didn't really know when Jesus was born, but there was already a big festival around the winter solstice, so why not get a twofer? Meaning that a real Christmas would happen sometime in August, just to make sure that there was no pagan taint. And there goes the Christmas tree, because dragging a tree into the house and worshiping it, sorry, decorating it -- that's pretty pagan too.

And because Christ enjoined us to give our money to the poor, the Christmas presents would go to shelters and soup kitchens and rest homes, with nothing for ourselves -- and, human nature being what it is, that would pretty much throw the entire world economy into a tailspin. We'd have to get rid of "Winter Wonderland" -- a song in which a couple presumably has carnal relations after being "married" by a snowman; pagan pagan pagan -- and "Frosty the Snowman" (Frosty was not gathered in the manger) and of course "Rudolph," that plucky little secular interloper. And good King Wenceslas looked out upon the Feast of Stephen, which is Dec. 26, which would be: close but no cigar.

I bet we could keep the little bells, though. And we can keep the little drummer boy: He'll go marching through our dreams, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, with his drum.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Year in Review...

Well, thought this should be interesting. Enjoy.

1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?
I learned Bulgarian (a language useless in the states), moved to a new country, started a new profession and made entirely new friends. Like a friend said, I pretty much started living a new life.

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions and will you make more for next year?
Are you kidding, no one ever keeps their resolutions, me included.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Nope. And my sister better not be trying yet...not till I get back.

4. Did anyone close to you die?
Nope

5. What countries did you visit?
Just Bulgaria. And well, Italy during my layover, but that doesn't really count.

6. What would you like to have in 2006 that you lacked in 2005?
That is a tough one. I have my health and happiness. What more can I ask for.

7. What date from 2005 will remain etched in your memory, and why?
April 21, 2005. The day I said goodbye to my family, but met a rad girl named Julie, now my best friend here in BG.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Moving to Bulgaria to join the Peace Corps.

9. What was your biggest failure?
Nothing is considered failure...just a learning experience. Right?

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
I got really sick in April. I even had to leave the SF Beer Fest early. Now you know I am really sick to leave an event like that.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
My laptop. Without it I would feel lost.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
My mom. She puts up with all my many obscure emails and requests. And sends package after package. She rocks!

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Honestly...some of my students. A few are just down right disrespectful.

14. Where did most of your money go?
Money?? hahahaha...I am a volunteer. I don't have any money.

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
SNOW!!!! Although it hasn't snowed here in Stara Zagora, I was in Sofia for a big storm. It was great. I think I may even have my first white Christmas.

16. What song will always remind you of 2005?
Louis XIV-Finding Out True Love is Blind.

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? its a toss up...i really miss my family and friends
ii. thinner or fatter? the same
iii. richer or poorer? poorer

18. What do you wish you had done more of?
writing to friends and family

19. What do you wish you had done less of?
assigning my students essays...it means I have to read and grade them

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
In Panagyrishte with my Bulgarian host family

21. What was your favorite TV program?
McCleouds Daughters and Myth Busters

22. What was the best book you read?
currently reading...The Kite Runner. This book is so effin good.

23. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Well, it was my friends discovery..Louis XIV. Ahh, the memories.

24. What did you want and get?
A challenge

25. What did you want and not get?
Nothing... My parents, aunt and uncle and friends rock with the packages!

26. What was your favorite film of this year?
I don't really watch too many current movies. But if I have to answer I would say the Interpreter with Nicole Kidman and Sean Penn.

27. What did you do on your birthday and how old were you?
I turned 23 and partied like crazy in Sofia with many good friends.

28. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2005?
lots and lots of layers..in the summer and winter

29. What kept you sane?
My Bulgarian boyfriend, Costa...my cat. At least I am not talking to myself.

30. What political issue stirred you the most?
Hurricane Katrina

31. Who do you miss?
I really miss my family and friends...and Holden (my kitty back home).

32. Who was the best new person you met?
All my new PC friends.. You know who you are.

33. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2005:
Always look on the bright side. I could be living in a mud hut in the middle of Africa with no running water...or electricity.

34. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
"Yo chocolate girl, you look like something I want,
Your little Asian friend, she can come if she wants."

35. What do you love most about this year?
I LOVE all the amazing experiences I have had that have helped me grow (i know, a bit cheesy) and be the person I am today.

Monday, December 12, 2005

My Wish List...

Okay, well, It just recently became the Christmas season here in my apartment. I have a small fake tree with colored lights and lots of ornaments. After all its not Christmas without a bright tree. But there is only one thing missing...presents to go under it!

Many people have been asking for requests of what to send over... So, I will just let you all know in case you get the urge to send your wonderful friend a small care package..and of course if you do, I promise to send you something back...something Bulgarian!

So here is my wish list....

pictures from home and any letters
Interesting Magazines...you would be surprised how I use them with teaching
Burned copies of any new music or movies I might like
HOME ALONE...my favorite x mas movie ever
Warm Socks or scarves...it is VERY cold here (and well, being a Cali girl, i am just not used to it.)
Lots of fun postcards from different cities... my students are very curious about the states
homemade goods in glad ware
chocolate chips so I can make yummy baked goods
Sunmaid original raisins...I am obsessed with good raisins
kraft mac and cheese
peanut butter
goldfish
maple syrup...you might want to bag it up so it doesn't explode in travel
tropical iced tea or crystal light
ranch dressing
anything else you want to surprise me with

Hopefully I was good this year and Santa can make it all the way to Bulgaria. I miss you all very much. Lots of love!

Also, here is my address. To send anything, do not declare more than $45 and write "no comercial value, for personal use only" on the box.

--
Jessica Lloyd
FLS Romain Rolland
62 Ivan Shishman Str.
Stara Zagora, 6000
Bulgaria

Saturday, December 10, 2005

The Golden Girls....

You gotta love these ladies.



Dorothy - "I look like the mother of a Solid Gold dancer."
Sophia - "It's an old lady's dream come true."
Rose - "I dreamt all night I was a carburator, and I woke up exhausted."
Blanch - "No one ever believes me when I am telling the truth. It's the curse of every beautiful woman."

Here are some wonderful quotes from these fantastic ladies....


Dorothy: Blanche Are you sure you're pregnant
Blanche: I just did a home pregnancy test - it's right here.
Rose: It looks like a perfume sample
Dorothy: Put it behind your ears Rose.

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Sophia: Rose, I found my lucky handkerchief
Rose: Where was it?
Sophia: It was in my bra.
Rose: What was it doing in your BRA ?!!!
Sophia: I was blowing my breasts Rose!

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Rose: Sophia what are you doing?
Sophia: What does it look like I'm doing I'm cleaning out my purse.
Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and its starting to get on my nerves.

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Blanche: Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to relax in a hot, steamy bath with the water high enough to cover my perky bosoms....
Sophia: You're gonna lay in an inch of water!??

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Blanche: I don't look right in American clothes , i have a more european Physique
Rose: Oh, In Europe, do they all have big butts, too?

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Dorothy: You're just jealous because I have a date on Saturday night and you don't.
Blanche: Saturday night? Kid stuff. Get lucky on a Tuesday, then call me.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Twinkle Lights...

I already thought Stara Zagora was a pretty rad place to live. But life just got a little better. They have hundreds and hundreds of twinkle lights!!! My favorite thing in the whole world. I am giddy from excitement.


Now I think I am going to decorate my terrace with lights. And so what if I am that weird American who leaves the lights up year round. This country could use a little cheery light. No need to be drab all the time.

YEAH FOR TWINKLE LIGHTS!!!!

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Happy Holidays...

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Even in Bulgaria, they seem to be politically correct. Even here, they say happy holidays rather than merry Christmas. Does it really matter? Come on people!