Who is there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas.
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
Lost.
How do you put four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front and two in the back.
How do you get four elephants in a car?
Take the reindeer out.
What do reindeer have that no other animals have?
Baby reindeer.
How long do reindeer's legs need to be?
Just long enough to touch the ground.
And finally....
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow business like show business.
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